1. "Senseless babble is our forté!"
2. "Marginally Entertaining for your Amusement"
3. "Nous parlons anglais."
4. "[insert slogan here]"
5. "Sometimes featuring updates!"
6. "Generating nonsense since 2002"
7. "Most (read: none) of us don't take drugs."
8. "More children should take drugs."
9. "Please give me drugs. I like drugs. Drug, drug, drug, druggy drug-drug."
10. "We put the 'olf' into Rolf Harris."
11. "May cause inflammation, balding and loss of genitalia."
12. "We need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."
13. "Put an end to this madness!"
14. "John Cage is a rocker, and he rocks out."
15. "SHINE GET!"
16. "Rated 'OMG' for Organic Matter Gesticulating."
17. "It's like watching old people fall down the stairs!"
18. "MY EYES!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!"
19. "Not affiliated with Nazism!"
20. "Clinically tested!"
21. "Always talking about music!"
22. "Something witty should go here"
23. "Lacking in official slogans since YOUR MOM."
24. "I had a great slogan idea, but then this happened."
25. "Your favorite Nigerian spamming operation."
26. "Yeah, sorry. This is the best we could do."
27. "Where it's okay to feel sexually attracted to buckets."
28. ""
29. "Communism that works."
30. "We cannot be held responsible for the content below!"
31. "No, you did read that correctly."
32. "When equipped, bestows +1 Forum."
33. "30% better than the leading brand!"
34. "Clothing optional."
35. "May offend certain cultural minorities such as Eskimos and the Irish."
36. "It's like gambling, but with even less hope of winning!"
37. "This small child thinks it's rather good."
38. "We're so proud of it, we put our name on it!"
39. "Because .net is l33ter than .com."
40. "More fun than a thousand paper cuts!"
41. "LOL @ 8-95!"
42. "I can't believe you actually clicked that link!"
43. "Better than an acid enema."
44. "Improving Anglo-Russian Relations since 1971"
45. "Licensed to Kill"
46. "Not Going to Take Over the World"
47. "Planning World Domination For 6 Years and Counting"
48. "Officially 73.6% coherent! (Last we checked...)"
49. "Who needs coherence, anyway?"
50. "Purveyor of fine John Cage-whacking implements since 1742"
51. "Our theme song goes like doo...doo.do do do dooo do do dodo"
52. "I really shouldn't be here"
53. "Leeter als dem Wehrmacht"
54. "More mongeese than the average badger's bottom"
55. "Putting the 'ncoher' into 'incoherent'!"
56. "Abandon sanity all ye who enter here."
57. "Are you pondering what we're pondering?"
58. "Thank you Mario! But our sanity is in another forum!"
59. "Of course, we all have lovely bottoms."
60. "Trespassers will be subjected to volleys of comical root vegetables."
61. "Caution: Danger of falling Jelly Pope likely for 40 yards."
62. "A Barry Scott Enterprises® production."
63. "We liek cheese"
64. "Home of Poopsoda!"
65. "Home of Inanimacy Appreciation Week!"
66. "For great justice!"
67. " ;[ "
68. ""
69. "We don't need no stinkin' moderators!"
70. "A new day, a new inside joke."
71. "A new inside joke, a new joke account."
72. "A new joke account, a new slogan. Probably."
73. "Because FCMidi.com just wasn't enough."
74. "Home of the farkrictic shindig."
75. "Getting signals and turning on main screens since 2101."
76. "Or would ye rather be a mule?"
77. "Mocking everything since the beginning of time."
78. "a.k.a. the Official Fred Dibnah Fan Club."
79. "Home of anything mentally damaging."
80. "We COULD be helpful, we just don't want to be."
81. "A large part of life's little mysteries."
82. "I came, I saw, I burned a child for charity."
83. "You know it makes sense. Somehow."
84. "This one killed the slogan thread."
85. "Home of the ;[ . No, seriously."
86. "You are required to surrender your Orange Pop at the door. Company policy!"
87. "We average 2.83 coherent posts per day!"
88. "My badger could pwn your badger. ;["
89. "LMAO, PSO, TIVO, TBO. We have them all."
90. "Ich bin ein Fruitcakemidier!"
91. "A rong time ago in a garaxy fal, fal away... there was Fluitcake Midi-aru!"
92. "Home of regional stereotyping..."
93. "Where n00bs rush in and haXX0rs fear to tread."
94. "We staved off a vicious hacking attack by DYNAMITE. I think."
95. "Home of increasingly idiotic version numbers."
96. "This slogan is version 139.4645647, a mango, Barry Chuckle and an evil duvet."
97. "We disembowel chavs... for fun!"
98. "Busy is a relative term."
99. "Whoops, there's the doorbell."
100. "It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... Poopsoda?!"
101. "Home of the Spirit of Dibnah."
102. "Only $19.95!"
103. "Insanity guaranteed!"
104. "It's not for the kiddies."
105. "No, our emoticons are not pieces of chocolate or paper bags."
106. "Everyone's doing it!"
107. "If you can't see it, it doesn't exist."
108. "It's, like, talking, but with writing."
109. "Bugger Off ;["
110. "If at first you don't succeed, come to FCMidi."
111. "It's good for the heart."
112. "8-95 won't stop us this time!"
113. "Not responsible for your actions after viewing this material."
114. "Indubitably, good sir."
115. "Well, the random hobos liked it anyway."
116. "O RLY?"
117. "You'll never leave!"
118. "Where nobody can leave PERMANELTY."
119. "Quitting our jibba-jabba since the dawn of time."
120. "A slogan? WHERE?!"
121. "Chocolates... or bunnies? "
122. "I think it's supposed to be a paper bag or something..."
123. "Tea and cake or death?"
124. "*shifty eyes*"
125. "We deny all allegations."
126. "Our forum could beat yours in a fist fight."
127. "Our forum could beat yours in a Smash Bros. match."
128. "Robots in disguise. Some of us, anyway. The cool ones."
129. "Like a movie, but with no climax."
130. "By reading this slogan, you hereby forfeit your soul to us."
131. "By reading this slogan, you hereby agree to give us $1,000,000. Each."
132. "Even misers like TBO love it."
133. "It's for the elite."
134. "A haven for people with no life since 2002!"
135. "Where off-topic becomes on-topic."
136. "Moc-a-moc-moc."
137. "Where precussion is loved."
138. "WE ALL HATE ALL CAPS AND EXCESSIVE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!"
139. "Don't feed the Balck Org."
140. "Kicking ass and taking names since a long time ago."
141. "It doesn't taste like chicken."
142. "Better than being forced to watch Barney for three straight days."
143. "Better than a social life!"
144. "Eating children since 1864"
145. "Fred Dibnah wants YOU to join us"
146. "Not for the faint of heart."
147. "More pleasant than nails scratching on a chalkboard."
148. "Home of the arsecrumpet."
149. "Where fans of Mario Accountency, Mario Cop, and Mario Bomber flock."
150. "More confusing than a Rubik's cube!"
151. "Never, ever random. OOH LOOK A FLOATING IGUANA!"
152. "Not for individual resale."
153. "Senseless trousers is your mother, soldier."
154. "Parse the salt."
155. "A never-ending list of slogans!"
156. "Intelligibility not included."
157. "Sporktastic."
158. "Dibnahtastic."
159. "Probably illegal."
160. "Spherical objects, skript kiddiez and balding middle-aged German professors, oh my!"
161. "We put the 'awesome' in 'really great'."
162. "FRUITCAKE SMASH!"
163. "I should have stopped thinking up slogans a long time ago."
164. "Slogan +1!"
165. "More interesting than a Mary Kate & Ashley video game!"
166. "Using full sentences since 2003!"
167. "This is a lie."
168. "Free random babble since 19-diggedy-six!"
169. "Part of a nutricious breakfast. The other parts being headlice and toddlers."
170. "Actually, that probably wasn't a good idea."
171. "But I wanted the 300th slogan!"
172. "This is the best you'll ever get."
173. "Innit?"
174. "I believe it's officially reached rigamarole status."
175. "It's good shut up shut up."
176. "Random? Us? Naah."
177. "Haha, I got the bugfix. You suck."
178. "Oh buggah!"
179. "Visited by someone who once met Fred Dibnah."
180. "Seriously."
181. "Keeps intelligence locked up 'till lunch!"
182. "Lunacy +3 if equipped with Lunacy Booster™."
183. "Please be topical."
184. "In retrospect, your mom."
185. "Protecting the wild fruitcake since 1200 B.C."
186. "Well, son... when a fruitcake and a MIDI are very much in love..."
187. "The Commodore says NO!"
188. "Roll a Will save to keep your sanity. DC 50."
189. "Get offa mah lawn, you mugger buggerin' hooligans! ;[ - TBO"
190. "Look! A can of orange pop!"
191. "Home of BILLINO."
192. "Sorry, we're oot in a boot"
193. "Parse the salt, mate"
194. "We don't endorse abducting children with body bags"
195. "Where the mind is AFK."
196. "Eroding at your sanity since 2002."
197. "Ladies and Gentlemen, you will get wet."
198. "You're next."
199. "Smurof idim ekac tiurf ot emoclew!"
200. "We live for the pi."
201. "Home to crazy stalker paedophiles like you."
202. "Just add water!"
203. "Handle with care."
204. "Makes you feel all tingly inside."
205. "There is no cow level."
206. "FCMidi"
207. "Cakes.. made of fruits? You must be crazy!"
208. "How do you mix fruit, music and cakes?"
209. "You may pass."
210. ""
211. "<3"
212. "It's for charity."
213. "PUDDING?!"
214. "Double-you tree eff, mate?"
215. "We have friends. *shifty eyes*"
216. "Look below for interactivity."
217. "The only good orange juice on the internet."
218. "Be aware!"
219. "It will blow your mind!"
220. "F******k*."
221. "It's fruitcake-alicious!"
222. "Dibnah or Norris? "
223. "Does what it says on the tin."
224. "O__o"
225. "Better than going to a party full of people you don't know and watching them get drunk whilst eating 'NiBBles'."
226. "Where FCMidis come to play."
227. "say somethin' funny lolz"
228. "You don't have to wear skintight leather to post here, but it helps."
229. "We're back! ..Again!"
230. "*Spoiler* JK is the murderer *Spoiler*"
231. "You know, that's a very ironic thing to say."
232. "I have too much/little to say to stop talking."
233. "Maybe, but for now: Jagshamesh!"
234. "You really, really do not have to reply to everything."
235. "*sigh* I know."
236. "That's an awful lot of faults."
237. "It warms my cockles."
238. "The next best thing!"
239. "If you act like you do in your world, you could die immediately!"
240. "+100 Experience Points!"
241. "DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
242. "The M is silent!"
243. "Somehow making sense of convoluted situations since 1996."
244. "Our swords are unbelievably dull."
245. "You think so, huh?"
246. "Spoony bards and sons of submariners not insured."
247. "Some of us even understand End of Evangelion."
248. "Home of the obnoxious and pretentious."
249. "Sakimoto and Mitsuda get their dues."
250. "The Topic Graveyard is people!"
251. "Shoopin' da Woop since before it was cool!"
252. "The meaning of life is--"
253. "1+2+2+1 is... *crash*"
254. "What's this icky paint-like goop?"
255. "Upsilon hates you."
256. "Caution: strong irony ahead."
257. "Yeah, it's okay."
258. "It's moving!"
259. "From here on, things might go a bit wrong."
260. "The Bus Stops Here"
261. "Lay Those Bricks Down!"
262. "Almost as good as Timon & Pumbaa's Jungle Games"
263. "Verbosity killed the cat"
264. "Arse."
265. "Th'site with'itude'n'stuff like that."
266. "Home of the omgtopus!"
267. "HAY WERE ARE ALL THE GOTES"
268. "THEIR JUST SMALL"
269. "MEMES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY."
270. "Welcome to the fantasy zone."
271. "I think a forum member might be possessed"
272. "Yeah, your mom's alright."
273. "Is this, like, spam? Trippy, man!"
274. "Were you, um... talking to me?"
275. "We am the bestesterens."
276. "Make sure to eat a sufficient amount of biscuits."
277. "*fetches Chambers*"
278. "These nerds byte back!"
279. "Buh?"
280. "hur hur A HUR HUR hur hur hur!!!"
281. "ToTALlY EpiC Win!!!!!!!!"
282. "THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY FORUM YOU PIECE OF $#@% NOW CLEAN YOUR ACT UP OR GO TO HELL AND BURN WITH ALL THE OTHER SINNERS"
283. "I offer you tea, how thoughtful of me."
284. "THAT IS EET. NO MOOORE LAPTOOPS!"
285. "I...I see it!"
286. "Fruitcake is bad for you? That's what they said about rock and roll."
287. "That's a pretty tasty sax line you've got there, pal."
288. "Tastes like chicken."
289. "In fact, that should be a slogan."
290. "GENERIC SLOGAN NUMBER TWO HUNDRED AND NINETY"
291. "im going to kill you violently and spray your intestines on my apartment walls"
292. "My abs are more absorbant and pronounced than yours."
293. "You're still missing out on several key factors, the most important of which is 'being unpronounceable'."
294. "We're disillustioned, disgrontled, destabulized, and distcombobularted."
295. "I'M SO FLOOMGARSTED"
296. "I AM SERiOUS BUSINESS MAN AND I BRING THE SERIOUS BUSINESS"
297. "wooo zany"
298. "Chicken Leg Go Big NoseGUD (ooooooooooooooog)"
299. "What do you guys think? Rubbish?"
300. "This is a pretty good forum imho tbqh iirc."
301. "Almost like being IRL!"
302. "JA I AM MADE OF DUR BUTTER UND YOU ARE WORTH 2K MONIES"
303. "Eat Communism!"
304. "Doing some things since some year!"
305. "I FORGOT HOW I WAS GONNA END THIS???"
306. "I FORGOT HOW I WAS GONNA EAT THIS???"
307. "All these slogans are ironic."
308. "All these slogans are ionic."
309. "All these slogans are iconic."
310. "All these slogans are Byronic."
311. "All these slogans are psionic."
312. "All these slogans are mnemonic."
313. "All these slogans are bionic."
314. "All these slogans are chronic."
315. "All these slogans are moronic."
316. "C-c-c-c-combo breaker!"
317. "C-c-c-c-combo maker!"
318. "Too lazy to beg for donations!"
319. "Don't kid yourself, you can't understand it any better than the rest of us."
320. "It'll be ten times as insane next week!"
321. "Only 11.8% of our forum population are WoW addicts! That must be some sort of record."
322. "Once upon a time there were some people that didn't want to shut up and go bowling..."
323. "Our most popular topic has been compared to Schrödinger's Cat!"
324. "NO ITEMS FOX ONLY FINAL DESTINA-- *shot*"
325. "Okay, don't tell anyone this, but Poopsoda secretly runs everything."
326. "More later, probably."
327. "loldawkins"
328. "BUT!! SUDDENLY, TURKEYS!! HUNDREDS TURKEYS SUDDENLY, BUT!!"
329. "So basically, the entire world erupted into crazy dancing."
330. "kaoskastle, now inflicting permanent deathytude at a computer near you!"
331. "Currently investigating reports that Upsilon's Quote Of The Month is fixed."
332. "Said investigation found no evidence of corruption whatsoever, also everyone involved in the enquiry is now rich for unrelated reasons"
333. "The Tingle of Internet Forums."
334. "Even our endorsements are endorsed!"
335. "We'll be here all night!"
336. "Hay guise"
337. "Visit the Slogans thread for more!"
338. "Home to Izzhov's Loli RPG."
339. "i really want a taco"
340. "See, it's funny, see..."
341. "It works in my head."
342. "I (don't) get it!"
343. "We're no strangers to love."
344. "You know the rules, and so do I."
345. "A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of."
346. "You wouldn't get this from any other guy."
347. "Never gonna give you up."
348. "Never gonna let you down."
349. "Never gonna run around and desert you."
350. "Never gonna make you cry."
351. "Never gonna say goodbye."
352. "Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you."
353. "Almost as fun as that other thing that's slightly more fun than this."
354. "In SPAAAAAAAAACE!"
355. "Not not not not not not not not awesome."
356. "What's up with that?!"
357. "[CENSOR FAIRY'D!]"
358. "We were Serious Business™ before it was cool."
359. "Oh, diaper biscuits."
360. "Verbing objects since a past date!"
361. "Stop trying to throw me in the face."
362. "I LIKE MOH-NEYS GIMMEH"
363. "I NEED THE MANEY (PLEASE)?"
364. "gtfo off my back"
365. "Eventually we'll be able to get where we can communicate entirely by posting things that other people have said."
366. "Trying to think of a better slogan since before you were born!"
367. "Points for knowing the reference."
368. "Hot."
369. "Seriously guys, why isn't this a slogan yet?"
370. "Quotable and ready for dispatch."
371. "Insanity Solutions"
372. "But I want it now!"
373. "The purpose? A few chuckles."
374. "Smarter than the average bear!"
375. "Nah."
376. "I liked it so much, I bought the forum."
377. "It's safer here."
378. "Do not take internally."
379. "DID I GET HACKED WTF I DIDNT DO THIS"
380. "It's the governor, it's the absolute governor."
381. "In the white room with BBCode curtains."
382. "UMMM NICE!"
383. "Too dope for reality."
384. "we did it by accidnets"
385. "The 9th Greatest Website to Come Out of Southern Maryland!"
386. "If you have to ask, you will never understand."
387. "The perfect gift for any major, minor, augmented or diminished holiday!"
388. "POWER CHORD!!"
389. "We own you."
390. "10% more lolirpg than the leading competitor!"
391. "Tripe, tripe, tripey tripe."
392. "Better than a... VEGAN DINNER!?"
393. "Do you know the times?"
394. "Fruitcake? In my MIDIs? It's more likely than you think!"
395. "Oh."
396. "Um."
397. "The greatness is here."
398. "Terms and conditions apply."
399. "We really need better slogans"
400. "Why did we sentence Tommy to death by Amish steam rollering again?"
401. "ok but I need to finish this"
402. "hat"